Ek bagal mein...

A humble, yet bastardized version of Piyush Mihraji's masterpiece for Anurag Kashyap's Gangs Of Wasseypur!!! Apologies in place...

Ek bagal mein daaru hogi, duusre mein yaariyaan
Paas mein sutta bhi hoga, aur khoob hongi botiyaan
Talli ho kar maangengey jab muft mein yun rotiyaan
Kahega waiter bhi, khaao mere maalik ki jootiyaan

Hum bewdon ki kismat mein rahengi badi gaaliyaan
Koi hansega kahin khul kar, koi kahega shayariyaan
Jaisi ho marzi khuda ki, roothengi duniya-daariyaan
Beech mein toh hain hi yeh ajab-ghazab kilkaariyaan

Koi hairaan khud se hai, koi toh aaj bekhud bhi hai
Kisine aaj khud ko khoya, koi shaayad mehfil mein hai
Aaj ki baat rehne do, sab hi toh ab nashe mein hain
Koi bakwaas kar raha hai, koi kyon sannaate mein hai

Ek shiqaayat kar raha hai, ke gair ki baahon mein hai
Koi kehta hai yeh ke woh kuchh zyaada nashe mein hai
Hum to peekar yeh hain samjhe, ke sab hi chutiye hain
Ek hi gyaani hai yahaan, jo phir bhi hosh mein kyon hai

Ek bagal mein daaru hogi, duusre mein yaariyaan
Paas mein sutta bhi hoga, aur khoob hongi botiyaan
Noch lo haddi aur boti, kaho tumhaari kahaaniyaan
Hansega hum par, jo dekh paayega ye nishaaniyaan