Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Sholay review by a soldier of the Indian Army

This analogous post may interest the faujis...
Enjoy the perspective...😊

As part of grooming of Young Officers, a CO showed them Sholay  and asked them to write a Review on it......
Here is what a bright Spark wrote......

General area Ramgarh was under the Command of Thakur Saab. Thakur Saab had no regular army, instead he lead a group of untrained unmotivated farmers, a transport incharge Basanti, as a Runner he had Ramu Kaka.

This general area Ramgarh faced threat of raids by the Company strength commanded by Gabbar Singh. Gabbar though had a company under his command, yet at any point of time he only had a section strength at his disposal with rest of the men deployed on various missions. As his Scout, he had a well trained Samba who always remembered the count of men. The adm requirements were taken care by Kalia who consumed Namak and Gaali on a regular basis. As recreation activity Gabbar and his troops played troop games and saw cultural items like

1. Where they shot their men and tested their luck factor and called it Goli 6, Aadmi 3.

2. Dance performances by Basanti by keeping her love interest a hostage at gunpoint.

To counter the attack/raids by the troops of Gabbar Singh. Thakur requested for an attachment of Buddy pair from Special Forces who were specially trained with high OQ, named Jai and Veeru. They followed the duties as a buddy pair religiously and on occasions of conflict decided it upon tossing of a coin.

On the first occasion of interaction between these SF men and the Raid party sent by Gabbana, SF men had taken secure tactical positions in Mutual Support and attained total surprise as the raid party had to retreat without accomplishing their primary task of collection of adm stores  forcefully from the people of general area Ramgarh. This retreat hurt Commander Gabbar Singh's ego and as a result he gunned down his three own men while playing the game Goli 6, Aadmi 3. To reply back, Commander Gabbar Singh sent a patrol whose primary task was to find out the strength of the troops employed by Thakur Saab and to make a good attack plan. On observations of the patrol it was decided that a full scale attack be conducted on the Holi day and Commander Gabbar Singh would lead the troops himself, after briefing them. Commander Gabbar Singh's troops attacked general area Ramgarh while the celebrations were going on and there was no one to pass alarm for Stand To, as a result of which Gabbar attained total surprise and had caused chaos among the people of Ramgarh. Because of the high quality of training received by Jai and Veeru and proper employement of Fire and Move tactics the area Ramgarh was saved from major defeat. They fought valiantly in buddy pairs against the 2 sections of Commander Gabbar and prevented any possible loss of life.

As the mission set by Commander was not successfully accomplished, he decided to take transport incharge Basanti as hostage. A rescue team of 2 was sent by Thakur Saab to rescue Basanti. This lead to a full scale combat between the two troops and the ground became of tactical importance when the two troops got separated by a bridge over the river flowing west to east.

Due to lack of proper transport, only 1 could go with Basanti back, and on toss of coin it was decided that Veeru would rescue Basanti and get reinforcements and till then Jai would   stop the enemy troops from charging further ahead by taking defiladed posn behind a rock. After firing a few rounds, Jai went out of ammunition and due to the unavailability of second line of ammunition the tactical importance of the bridge increased and Jai's primary motive became successful demolition of the bridge, which would deny the enemy any advance. Jai had a grenade at his disposal but the grenade malfunctioned and didn't blast, and only last few rounds left with Jai could have fused the bomb on being accurately fired at. Jai being the marksman could shoot the grenade at the exact point which blasted resulting in complete destruction of the bridge. But in the process Jai was severely injured and upon arrival of Veer u became a martyr succumbed to his injuries. This angered Veeru and he headed towards the area where Commander Gabbar's troops were stationed all alone in full Josh and high Morale. With the help of his zeroed weapon Veeru could make proper use of his ammunitions and hold true the slogan "One Bullet, One Enemy" in every engagement. On successfully killing most of the troops of Gabbar he later had to face the challenge of hand-to-hand combat with the well built Commander. Veeru even won this combat all due to his high morale and his training at Special Forces.

Lessons learnt are:
With a zeroed weapon, a reliable buddy and proper training any task can be accomplished.



Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Ek khwaab samjha tha

Ek khwaab samjha tha
A Keyrun Rao original















Khwaab se jaaga hoon main umron baad
Galti se jisey pyaar samjha tha maine
Dil mera chheel ke gayi hai kuchh aise woh
Jisey maine apna yaar samjha tha kabhi
Na jaane ab kahaan kho gayi hai woh

Aaj toh roney do bahut der tak mujhe 
Aansoo toh ruk bhi nahin rahey hain mere
Meri saansein baaqi hain ab tak jaane kyon
Kuchh sunaayi bhi de raha hai tujhe?
Itne sawaal hain mere, koi toh jawaab do

Veeraan se din hain mere, andheri si raatein,
Abhi khatm nahin hui hain hamari baatein,
Ruk jaao meri palkon mein bas ek raat aur
Aao hum kucch karein thodi si aur mulaakaatein

Bas ek khwaab sa samjha tha tujhe,
Ab thodi si neend ko hum ab roz taraste hain,
Kahin nahin hai tere jaisa koi khwaab mein mera 
Teri yaadon ke bina, mere naina ab baraste hain 

Khwaab se jaaga hoon main umron baad
Tujhse milne ko meri rooh kyon tarasti hai,
Tere jaane ke baad bhi mujh mein qaid hai tu
Teri muskaan ab bhi meri saanson mein basti hai.

Ek khwaab sa samjha tha tujhe, jaane kyon?
Tujh se bada mera koi sach bhi to hai nahin
Ek muskaan mujhe de ja kuchch der ke liye
Us se bada bhi mera koi aaj sach hai hi nahin 

Original song here:




Sunday, August 28, 2016

Dear Vishal Dadlani, it's too late to quit!













Dear Vishal,

Like millions of your fans, I have been following and loving your work since 'Wo pehli baar,' 'Allah ke bande,' and of course, post 'Jhankaar Beats,' my love for your music was cemented forever. Needless to say, equal credit for the music also goes to your partner-in-crime, Shekhar Ravjiani, as well, but let me save that fanboy story for another day, and immediately get to the point.

Artists who have a vested interest in mainstream Hindi cinema have been forced to keep mum about their political opinion. Then there is another breed like me, who for the longest time either thought politics was either boring or too uncool to even care a damn. Despite the fact that I am an educated Indian, I still don't have a voter's ID, and I haven't cast a single vote yet - I am 36 years old.

I know it's a shame, but you, Vishal, shook me up when you first rose up, and voiced your support for  AAP. Suddenly you made me realise that it is okay to have an opinion, and it is even better if you stand up for what you think is right. There have been many leaders and legends who have been saying this for ages - the same words of wisdom coming from you, made it relevant for many like me.

Anybody who has been following your work and thoughts, on and off social media, will know that you are a bloody hardworking guy, who takes time out and stands for anything and anybody that / who stands for what's fair, reasonable, logical and right. You have been the person who has wit, sarcasm, and a sane (sometimes insane) of putting your thoughts across, irrespective of the outcome.

Your fearlessness has been an inspiration for many like me, who would have otherwise kept shut and go on with their lives. It is all thanks to you that today, I have got to a point where I voice my opinion (on and off social media) and faced the ire of trolls and bhakts, who surprisingly / shockingly existed in my friend list. If not for you and your unique ways to take down your trolls, I wouldn't know how to deal with them - I have learned so much from you.

When I read that you are biting the dust, and crawling back into the voiceless zone, I felt let down by my hero - seriously let down. You have been giving hope and voice to millions like me, and now MY CLIENT WANTS CELLO TAPE BACK. Fuck you, for leaving us all mid way. I really hope you rethink this decision and continue to be the awesome person that you have been. If you decide to go mute, I am sure I will never cast a vote ever in my life.

Just a reminder:



Saturday, April 16, 2016

FAN: Thank God, Shahrukh Khan still can!


Disclaimer 1: Have been a huge Shahrukh Khan fan, just like many others, who discovered love with him, in Aditya Chopra's DDLJ.

Disclaimer 2: I still continue to love SRK, despite his films. His last film that I remember watching like a crazy fan was 'Chak De India' - I watched it at Urvashi theatre (Bangalore) seven times back to back, over a crazy weekend. Have lost count of times that I watched it on TV over the years.

I am few of the lucky SRK fans who watched DDLJ at Maratha Mandir in its 1000th week. It was an evening I will never forget, and like all other good things in life, I only have Rani to thank. Coming back to being a fan of Shahrukh, let me admit I have skipped most of his films post Chak De. India!. I took a leap of faith with Dilwale, but came back embarrassed. The SRK of Chennai Express & Dilwale are not the SRK that I had loved, and still continue to do so.

I don't know how this works, because an actor should be loved for his films, no? May be it is the thing that they call - connection - mera connection bhi solid hai. Post Chak De, India! I have only waited for his films for the interviews he gave (print and video all included) during the films' promotions. I know he has his justified reasons for doing the kind of films that he has been doing, but please count me out. Since Chennai Express was first announced, I thought that I will have to make do with his interviews and inspiring speeches only.



Things changed when Fan was announced, and I was privy to a little more info about the film than normal fans (again thanks to Rani). I thought it would be a game-changer for the Shahrukh the actor, that I loved to bits. After watching Maneesh Sharma's Fan, I can only say that, Shahrukh still can act - like the supremely talented guy that he is. To pull off a Guarav Chandna like he did, you have to be a bloody good actor - it's not every actor's cup of tea.

What do I say about Fan the film? It didn't work for me as a film, but as a fan of SRK, it was an eye-opener. It left my eyes open wide. I could not believe the spectacle that had unfolded in front of me. My Shahrukh had delivered a double whammy, both as Gaurav and as Aryan Khanna too! There is no point nitpicking the flaws of the film, but what I came back with was an actor so flawless, who took jokes at his own superstar image, in a way that only he can, and has been doing all these years.

As a fan it has always been embarrassing for me when friends poked jokes at most of his recent films, but now onwards, his double role in Fan will be my way to get back at haters. Thankfully I am not even a fraction of a fan like Gaurav in Fan, but I still try & defend him whenever I can, but how long could I keep on talking about Chak De, India!? Mr. Maneesh Sharma and Adi sir, thank you for giving us fans this film. We all owe you this one, big time.

Now looking forward to Raees & the Imtiaz Ali film.

Dear Shahrukh Khan, I love you... all over again.





Sunday, March 20, 2016

Kapoor And Sons: Miss the moments, miss the pictures.

I just turned 35.

The same day that Shakun Batra's Kapoor And Sons released.

Date: 18th March, 2016.

I still feel all of 15.

Some dispute here, as some friends and relatives think that I have only turned 5, but that's besides the point.


I just came back home after watching 'Kapoor and Sons,' light hearted and teary eyed.

Haven't written in a long time, hence sorry for the gap. Have been working too hard trying to make a living by all means legal. Basically writing things that I will never get credit for in this lifetime. No, I am not complaining, I love my job and everything about it - even the portions that I can't take credit for. I love my life the way it is. I might have been happier with a grandpa a-la Chintuji in K.A.S.



Coming back to Dharma Productions' Kapoor And Sons, I was sold out the day I watched the trailer. To be fair, till about 6 years ago I was the guy who watched 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham,' and cried each time the 'brothers on the bench' scene played out - I would cry my eyes out. I have this thing about family bonding, though I have been way too detached to my immediate family most of my life.

Films like Swarg and Baghbaan have consistently made my cry like a baby waiting to be fed. I cry a lot while watching films, especially when Jai dies in Sholay, or Tina in Mr. India. I am an emotional fool, but I am a shrewd fool, I don't cry very easily. That's the thing about 'Kapoor And Sons,' I held on till perhaps the last hour, and then I cried my eyes out... slowly but copiously.

I am still an amateur when it comes to family dynamics, though I have been blessed with a perfectly imperfect family. I had convinced myself that my kid brother was an adopted one, years ago. I still don't know how my parents managed to live together all these years. Arranged marriages, I tell you. All this, till I got married to the love of my life, Rani. I suddenly became the elder son.

I love my kid brother, and I am proud of all his accomplishments - but it always hurt that he was the perfect son that I could never be. I revisited that hurt in Kapoor And Sons. Actually so many scars that I had buried deep down within, years ago, just came tumbling out while watching Rahul and Arjun in Kapoor And Sons. Sometimes I wish all parents had only one child. HAHAHA

Silly me.


And then there is this whole thing about being your own person. I am glad we are perhaps the last generation where our career choices will not be governed by those of our parents or relatives' kids. There were very few relatives or friends who had anything to do with me when I had joined the BPO. Even less, when I chose to write for a living. It didn't help that writing pays so less.

While my cousins had bought apartments and cars, and subsequently had babies, all I had by then were a few boxes of books and DVDs as my material possessions. I had my baggages, just like all those men and women I saw in Kapoor And Sons. We all need to lose our baggages, once in a while - it makes us lose weight, and times can give us wings to fly. We need to fly away from our nests too.

That is mandatory. Fly away, if only for a bit.

Let's talk about the moments - only a few of the priceless moments make their way into pictures. This was perhaps the biggest learning from Kapoor And Sons. There are moments that we want to capture and preserve forever, and there are some we are ashamed of, or choose to ignore. I was home last Diwali, and I miss taking a few more pictures with my family. Who knows how long we are here?

Let me just say that watching Kapoor And Sons was an experience where I spoke to myself more than what the film or the filmmaker spoke to me - or may be that was the genius of Shakun Batra. A story so universal, of all our lives put together in less than three hours. There are some films that need to be preserved for posterity, this one was one such. So many moments, one beautiful picture.

One family, Kapoor And Sons, since 1921.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

“I want to be Batman”: In conversation with Shah Rukh Khan

“I want to be Batman,” says Shah Rukh Khan. We’re in his version of the Batmobile. His swish black and chrome trailer, parked outside a warehouse-like studio in the sprawling compound of Hyderabad’s Ramoji Film City, is kitted with much luxury. He sits on a reclining leather chair as a team of two men paints his armour on his face. For tonight, Ramoji is Gotham City.
“If I wanted to wake up as myself every morning, I wouldn’t be an actor. I want to be Batman in the morning. I want to be Superman. I want to be Raj, Rahul, the guy in the blood-spattered white vest with a gun in his hand and a girl by his side,” says Khan. His dream role, he tells me in the month that the 24th Bond film hits theatres, is to play James Bond. (Favourite Bond movie? Moonraker.) It’s a myth that actors are narcissistic, he declares. His only envy in the world are people who are comfortable with themselves. “For 25 years I’ve wanted to be 70 different people in the morning. I don’t want to be me. So if I loved myself so much, why would I be an actor?”
Khan turns 50 on November 2. He’s been in the movies for precisely half of his life, working around the clock, famously subsisting on a diet rich in nicotine, good spirits and astonishingly little sleep.
He is in Ramoji to finish the last leg of shooting for Dilwale, a movie directed by Rohit Shetty and produced by Khan’s company, Red Chillies Entertainment. Scheduled for a December release, it marks his big romantic comeback with Kajol—the title is a throwback to their winning pairing in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (DDLJ) in 1995, the movie that for all purposes turned Shah Rukh Khan, the actor, into Shah Rukh, India’s biggest movie star. It is to accommodate his relentless schedule that the Vogueteam—and a Victoria’s Secret supermodel, Shanina Shaik—have flown down to make pictures between 9pm and 3am.
Khan the Actor might not love himself enough, but Khan the Star is a picture of grand self-love. He says things like: “I’m an international &^**%$ movie star.” Both men are in the trailer right now. It’s no wonder that Mahesh Bhatt, a prescient man, had said back in the ’90s that Khan is schizophrenic—“a man with two people lurking inside.”
It was the actor who had responded with a self-effacing “Why me?” when the British-Indian filmmaker and journalist Nasreen Munni Kabir had pitched the idea of a documentary on his life for Channel 4. But Khan, the movie star, isn’t averse to beating up people who spawn gossip about imagined infidelities or breach the common code of decency. “The excuse that I’m a public figure and you can say anything about me is bullshit. I’m very respectful of people. Tehzeeb cheez hoti hai. If I met your mother, I’d be respectful to her even if I hated you,” he says.
There is, in fact, a lot of talk of “tehzeeb,” the Urdu word that roughly approximates to “refined manners” or “etiquette.” It is a word that doesn’t translate well. Neither does Khan. Karan Johar, his longtime friend and collaborator, phrases it best: “You can’t explain Shah Rukh Khan. You can only experience him.”
Many of us in this cinema-crazed nation of billions must have had a Shah Rukh Khan experience to make him the star that he is. Perhaps it was watching him use his physicality—the dimpled smile, the limpid eyes—to his best advantage onscreen. In DDLJ, in the song ‘Ruk Jaa O Dil Deewane’, Khan’s character, Raj, has a few false starts on the piano before he sings out in perfect melody. And the contemptuous lady in question is swept off her feet. That’s Shah Rukh Khan all right. Making us lose our footing when we least expect it. My sweep was when I heard him read from his work-in-progress book at the ThiNK Fest in Goa in November 2012. When he read an extract about his adolescent pain of watching his father fail, and die without pride or purse, I found myself weeping.
Adoration finds him everywhere. Women show up to tie ‘I love you’ bracelets, sometimes rakhis, on his wrists. They hand him letters and notes. Internationally, the hordes of fans have multiplied over the years. Nations have followed suit: the French have awarded him their highest civilian honour, the Légion d’honneur. “Publicly, I’m fantastically confident but sometimes I get weirded out by all the attention,” he says. “I can’t disrespect the fact that there are these people out there… not just the screaming, selfie-loving fans, but people who seem to truly love me. I can see it when the aunties come and the mothers come and the children come. They hug me, and sometimes they start crying. I don’t know which is which… so I make it a point to meet everybody with a lot of love.”
The world is not enoughA VFX supervisor comes to the trailer to take notes on the work required for a song sequence in Dilwale. Shot partially in Iceland, it opens with a bird’s eye view of Kajol running on a black sand beach in a yellow sari, under a night sky emblazoned with the Northern Lights. Khan wants the sky brightened. This might just be the most spectacular Indian movie song picturisation till date. “I want every film I produce to be bigger than my last,” says Khan. “It’s something I promised myself.” He has just finished filming Maneesh Sharma’s Fan, a movie in which he plays a superstar and his biggest fan. There’s Raees, where he plays a cruel bootlegger, scheduled for a July 2016 Eid release—the trailer for this, showing Khan sporting surma and a stubble, has garnered quite a frenzy. But what is most exciting is a forthcoming project to be directed by Gauri Shinde that casts him in an unusual equation with Alia Bhatt.
When talk of “crossover films” comes up, he doesn’t have much patience. He had famously turned down the quizmaster’s role in Slumdog Millionaire (2008). “It wasn’t right,” he tells me. But what if the role was right? What does he think of Irrfan Khan in Jurassic World and Priyanka Chopra in Quantico? “I hope everyone who ‘goes across’ does very well. We’re the biggest filmmaking country in the world and it’s time we were outbound. Yes, if there’s a film with the right role for me, I’ll do it. But I’ll be honest; I’ve never been offered such a film.” 
Perhaps they’re afraid, I suggest. “They should be. They have to offer me something that doesn’t disrespect my audience of 1.2 billion. I’d never disrespect that,” he says. He’s certain he’ll never play a caricatured Indian character. “What are you saying, sir? A thousand apologies, sir!… I’m not going to do that shit,” he flares. Unlike his fanbase, though, he exhibits considerable generosity towards the international business magazine that recently called him ‘India’s Leonardo DiCaprio’, following which memes of Khan’s net worth of US$600 million versus DiCaprio’s 245 flooded the internet. “It was just their way to explain it to the West. I was the Tom Cruise of India some years ago.”
“Having said that,” he goes on, “I’m turning 50. I don’t have a USP. I’m not a Kung Fu fighter. I’m not a great dancer. I’m not the best-looking guy around. At 50, Hollywood has much better actors than me. So unless somebody writes a film with a 50-year-old Indian in the lead… something like The Pianist… or a brown Bond… Until then the chances of Shah Rukh Khan going to Hollywood are slim.”
Instead, Khan’s ambitions are focussed on making the first Indian film that becomes truly international. “For me, that would be the biggest achievement. But we’ll need to dress the part first. You can’t go to a blacktie affair in your pyjamas. We’ll need shorter durations, and tighter, more scientific screenplays.” 
Something Lady Gaga—“a very cool young girl with her head firmly on her shoulders”—told him has stayed with him. When he met her at the bidding of his children, Aryan (18) and Suhana (15), a few years ago, he’d asked about her cultivated public image. “She said her grandmother told her that the art is important, the artist is not. Once your art is over, you should be able to walk on the streets of New York or New Delhi just like anybody else. That’s why she is the way she is. People misread the whole concept.”
This is not to say that when the lights are out and the make-up comes off, what remains of Khan is a deflated, humble soul. But unlike the ballerinas in Black Swan(2010), he appears at ease with the twin cast residing in him. “I keep telling people that I’m just an employee of the star that Shah Rukh Khan is. I don’t want any of this,” he says, gesturing towards the piles of jackets and shoes being carried into the trailer. “I just want to get up in the morning and go to the set and act.”
Anaita Shroff Adajania, Vogue’s fashion director, who played a character infatuated with Khan in DDLJwas the first woman to tag him sexy. “I believed her, and then I started believing it myself,” he beams. Now, when she gets him to try a Louis Vuitton leather jacket, talking it up saying, “It’s not out in stores yet” he asks his best boy to pull out a snakeskin Louis Vuitton jacket from his wardrobe that will “never be out.” When it is brought to him, Adajania asks if he plans to wear it. “Nah, I only wanted to show off,” he says, breaking into a smile that dissolves any constructed ideas of arrogance. All of us laugh. He laughs the loudest.
Khan is so brazen about his starhood, so earnestly entrenched in the belief that he is Lord Commander, that it doesn’t reek of conceit. It’s hard to get rubbed the wrong way when he admits that he’s been spoilt by the industry, by directors like Yash Chopra who called him ‘badmaash’ and Subhash Ghai who still calls him ‘ladla’. Talking incessantly between each shot and cigarette puffs—“The interview isn’t over till the drinks are over”—he’s a remarkably articulate man whose references jump from the Mahabharata to Picasso and Majid Majidi to Muhammad Ali (Ali is his only real hero, he says. And Caitlyn Jenner). There are comic soliloquies. There are extravagant admissions. He declares Monica Bellucci is the love of his life; the only T-shirt he owns with anything printed on it is a Dolce & Gabbana number with her face on it.
You only live twiceThe man is a bonafide multiple narrative. There is the narrative of the lower-middle-class boy from Delhi whose parents died in debt. The boy who came to Mumbai and stood on Marine Drive and said, “I want to own the city,” and then went about systematically doing whatever it took to achieve that: dancing at weddings, doing action comedies, buying an IPL team. There’s the other narrative of the reluctant star. The one who started off as a diligent actor on stage and television, branching off to work with directors as diverse as Mani Ratnam and Mani Kaul. The one who was chosen by audiences to be their poster boy. He played along at first because he liked it, and then he began to really believe it.
I like the second narrative better. Because there is an element of the unknown to his success; a je ne sais quoi to his appeal. There are things that we don’t understand. Khan doesn’t either. Perhaps that is why he’s superstitious about things like the number 555.
By his own admission, he’s been miscast in most roles. He got a headstart in the game by breaking the rules early. Back in the ’80s, doing theatre with Barry John in Delhi, he played gay characters. By the time his seventh film released, he’d already played a scheming murderer (Baazigar), a psychopath (Darr), and a younger lover with a nude scene in a Madame Bovary-inspired saga (Maya Memsaab). Everybody told him he was making a mistake when he played the bad guy in his twenties. But it worked. When he moved on to play romantic leads in his thirties, he was told he wouldn’t be taken seriously. “When I showed early rushes of DDLJ to my producer friend Ratan [Jain], you know the scene on the bridge when I’m willing Kajol to turn back… he thought I was going to throw her off the bridge. He said I didn’t look trustworthy enough to be a romantic hero. But I turned out to be a pretty convincing lover, didn’t I?”
Despite his charm and largesse, Khan is patronising towards the younger lot. “They’re all fantastic. They’re all better than me,” he says. “But a lot of things have to fall in place at the beginning for everything to go right. You can get it by playing your cards right but to become who I did, you need to get a good hand. I got three aces. How often do you get three aces?”
Does the movie Fan hit close to home? Is he his own biggest fan? I can’t help but ask. Khan nods vigorously, but it does seem that Khan the Actor is a fan of Khan the Star. He is, however, generous about sharing the credit for his success (“Ninety per cent of my hits were because of the women I was paired with. They’re extremely talented and they make me look good,” he says). The best directors he’s had, he says, conveyed what they wanted without saying much. “Yashji [Yash Chopra] used to call any physical contact ‘lovemaking’. He would say, ‘Make her fall in love with you… Tu lovemaking kar le,’” he remembers. “I could sense what he wanted. When you get too specific, you become a manager. Creativity spouts from a free flow. Amongst the younger lot of directors, I see some of this in Maneesh Sharma.”
But for all his talk of art, Khan has batted on the big-ticket team for a while now. Ketan Mehta, whose Maya Memsaab (1993) was the first film Khan had signed, makes allowances for his protégé. “There are phases in life. This is his phase of stardom. He’s smart enough to know that he has cast himself in a comfort zone now… One hopes that in time he will dig deeper for the talent within,” says Mehta.
Khan concedes that somewhere down the line, his palatial Mumbai home, Mannat, and his company took precedence over creative output. But he isn’t apologetic about his naked pursuit of wealth. Being rich for him isn’t about owning this trailer or a private jet (coming soon, he assures me). “It’s about going to a shop and being able to buy both shirts. The one you like and the one you’re unsure of. I’ve been poor, very poor. I equated failure with poverty. When you see so many quick changes in your life—debt, death, success—you can’t help but become a bit spiritual about it. I just want to be able to buy both shirts.” Khan married his wife, Gauri, very young and calls their brood of three children the focal point of his life. While both Aryan and Suhana have been packed off to London to study—the youngest, AbRam, is two and a half—he’s keen for them to be in the movies, especially his daughter, Suhana. “I’d be thrilled if she was on the cover of Vogue. I want her to be an actor, to act as raw as possible. I want her to do everything I didn’t do.”
Diamonds are foreverBack at the set, Lana Del Rey’s impassioned voice wafts from portable speakers. The lyrics, ‘Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful’, hang in the studio air thick with smoke as Khan poses with a model less than half his age—a model who famously dated teen heart-throb Justin Bieber. What about ageing? If Khan is worried, he isn’t telling. The actress he made his movie debut with is dead. Alia Bhatt, the next actress he will shoot with, is 22. He admits he’s seen her grow up. His lasting appeal is evinced by the generations of women he’s worked with. Three generations, he counts, not doing any favours for the gender stereotypes in the film industry. Kajol remains special (“I think I’m one of the few people she listens to in the film world”). “I would have liked to do a more mature love story with Kajol, you know, where I’m 45 and she’s 40. Dilwale is a flashback and flash-now. It would be silly of us to play college students like we did in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998). But if we’re playing young people in a flashback, it’s easier for audiences to grasp… yeh toh pehle ka tha, abhi woh aise hi hai,” he laughs. The younger actresses he’s launched, such as Anushka Sharma and Deepika Padukone, remain extremely reverential. “They’ll come anywhere if I call,” he boasts. So he’s not worried about giving casting directors sleepless nights? “Darling, every young girl would come with me,” he says.
The 50th birthday has sprung questions of posterity and legacy—a topic that bores him.
He recalls an interview with Joseph Heller where the interviewer kept needling him about why he hadn’t written another Catch-22. Heller had replied, “Neither has anyone else.”
He doesn’t have his Catch-22 yet. “When I came to Mumbai, I wanted to make five movies my children would remember me for. I still haven’t made them. Till I do, I’ll have to keep working like this.” He’s raring to play the quintessential tough guy; the kind that shoots somebody’s head off if they speak out of turn. “Something like Léon: The Professional,” he says.
The plan for now is to make three movies a year for the next five years. Then enroll in a short-term programme in an American filmmaking school to brush up his skills. “I’m very nervous about making a film… I’m not a stories guy but I know I want to make an action comedy,” he says. This is a resolution he renewed six months ago. One doesn’t know if it will stick though. Khan confesses he has a tough time keeping resolutions, including the one to not smoke as much. The other big ambition is to build a world-class movie-making studio in Mumbai. “The older guys did it. It’s too expensive now but every two years or so I get this fever. A couple of times I came close to it but there’s just too much bureaucracy. I told [the ministers], I know how to make films, my life is about films. Let me do it. I don’t want to name it after me or my father. I just want to do this for the movies.”
His boundless energy has caused family and friends to panic—his latest fascination is zipping around on a hoverboard. “My family tells me I shouldn’t do my stunts any more… I got injured recently while shooting for Raees and my daughter forbade me from going back on set for three weeks. I felt I was punished. I don’t know how to explain it… I like working. I’m happiest when I’m on set.” He believes genius is prolific. “It’s the ability to go at it again and again. If Ra.One didn’t quite work, there’ll be a Ra.Two. I’ll keep going at it till I get it right.” Shah Rukh Khan will never take a break. He recalls an anecdote from early on in his career, when he’d flopped down on set and declared he couldn’t do it anymore. The choreographer Saroj Khan had slapped him, saying she’s seen times when there was no work in the industry. “I’ve never said anything to that effect since,” he says.
When we wind up the shoot, he invites the entire crew to his trailer. Drinks are poured. Kebabs arrive on platters. It’s 4.30am and some of us are fading. Khan, scheduled to be back on the sets of Dilwale at 9am, is in no hurry to leave. He is contemplating a stopover at the gym. So, while the rest of us peel away to go to our beds, Shah Rukh Khan will go about Ramoji—itself an embodiment of what movie magic can build. Sleep, he says, is a waste of time. He has promises to keep. And miles to go.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Kakka Muttai: Happiness doesn't have a price tag

Please go & watch Kakka Muttai. Take everybody along with you - your family, your friends, your children, your neighbours, your colleagues, your boss, your building security guard, your house-help, your lift-man. Basically anybody who has touched your life at any point of time. I'd go as far to say that if you take your ex to watch this, he / she might want to get back with you.

Okay, forget the ex bit. That's perhaps stretching it too far, but you get the drift, no? Please go & watch Kakka Muttai.

Kakka Muttai is one of those rare films that we get to savour very rarely, that we want everybody we know to watch it.

I was born with a superpower - that of being happy. I realised it after my first break up, that I didn't need a person or a thing to be happy. Happiness is just a state of mind, and I know how to be happy. I have been the happiest in the last two decades of my life, soon after I understood that there is no point in ending your life over a relationship or anything remotely material. If I could, I would immediately rename myself 'Happy Muttai' or 'Happy Cutlet'.

Touchwood. Also,

 


















M. Manikandan's Kakka Muttai, for me is a masterclass in being happy. I know many people who get the happiest when they get a text from the bank saying, "Your salary has been credited." I also know a few people who have given up plush jobs to chase their dreams. I have enjoyed, and suffered both these phases, and today I am in the happiest phase of my life. I am living the dream, and my mom has told me that all these good things are happening because of Rani being in my life.

Kakka Muttai is about two urchins who were born with the superpower of being happy, and they knew of it when they were too young. Being happy was the easiest thing for them... Picking coal that has fallen by the railway tracks didn't sadden them, eating uncooked crow eggs for breakfast didn't turn them into cynics, they didn't even know what money could do - till the bloody pizza shop was inaugurated in their neighbourhood.



Lots of things happen in Kakka Muttai, and nothing looks forced or gimmicky - not even the fab cameo by my favourite Simbu. The film instigates you to think of so many important life questions, but not while you are watching it. The thinking process kicks in after you are done watching it. Throughout the running time of the film, I was only invested in senior and junior kaka muttais. Will they get to eat the proverbial 'peesa'? Will the 'peesa' make them happier?

I got to have my first 'peesa' early in life, and I loved it, but today, I get happiest when I buy a pack of Cadbury's Gems or Parle Poppins. In between the senior and junior Kakka Muttais, I rediscovered the bond I had with my kid bro, who now is about to become a doc with a MD degree. I am happiest knowing the fact that even if I take an Uber X to work and back, I know that I am just filling the coffers of some greedy MNC who is cheating me in some way.

After you watch M. Manikandan's Kakka Muttai, you will know what I was trying to say in the last paragraph. I have been told by many that there is some light in my eyes, but all I know is that I have light coloured eyes. I love it when colleagues judge ideas if I react to them with my feet tapping while I listen to them, IF I think they are worth anything. At the risk of sounding immodest, I am proud that my childlike innocence is still intact; Kakka Muttai reflected it.

Happiness doesn't come with a price tag, it's within us. Happiness is like rajma-chawal... maa ke haath ka bana huwa. It takes very little to be happy. We all can be happy.

Please go & watch Kakka Muttai.

Pretty please, with extra cheese on top.